Listen to our new song: GFY

For years people have asked us: “Hey, Fancy Ketchup, do you have any opinions about the current political landscape?”

Generally we pretend as if we didn’t hear the question and avoid making eye contact with the person who has asked.

But, actually, yeah, we do have political opinions, and we wrote a new song that encapsulates them pretty damn well.

So, here’s a question for you: Do you have 2 minutes and 59 seconds? If you answered in the affirmative, then listen to our new song “GFY“—and while you’re at it, adopt it as your end-of-summer anthem.

Love,

Fancy Ketchup

I See the Frog interviews Sisyphus Coxx, hosts our new video for “Wonderin'”

We’d like to thank I See the Frog for interviewing Sisyphus Coxx, even though it got a bit messy near the end. You can read the interview here and check out the animated music video for our song “Wonderin'” while you’re at it!

I_see_the_frog_logo

Jack Diablo Hates . . . NOTW

NOTW. You’ve seen it. Maybe you’ve wondered what the fuck it is.

NOTW 3

For God so Loved the world, he gave us pick-up trucks and tattoos.

 The NOTW bumper stickers started popping up years ago. I saw one again today, large as life on the back window of a Ford F150.

At first, I didn’t know what NOTW stood for. I thought maybe it was the logo for a Queensryche cover band. Back then, I never would have guessed it was an evangelical Christian acronym that stands for “Not of This World.”

 Are you fucking kidding me??!!

Jesus is an alien, fine. I’m cool with that. But, when he comes back, do you think he’ll really want to see all you douchebags displaying a logo that looks like it should be a tattoo right above some slut’s ass crack?

NOTW 1

His girlfriend has a matching one on the small of her back.

Enough already. Just so all you idiots know, the company NOTW hails from Corona, California. For those who have never had the distinct pleasure of passing through this bumblefuck town, Corona is a paradise of white racist desert people that smells like a cow’s sphincter. Oh, and NOTW is a for-profit company. It’s not an altruistic charity with the mission of spreading the word of God’s redeeming grace. When you display this sticker, you’re not saving souls—you’re helping the CEO afford to re-tile his pool.

When did being a good Christian translate into displaying a red-necky rock logo with a hidden gospel reference? You’re not the “cool Christian,” ok? There are few things I despise more than the “cool guy” Christian who says things like, “Let’s rap about Jesus, bro.” I hope when Jesus returns he’s like he was in the temple that one time, flipping over tables and shit, except now he’s flipping raised pickups with monster-truck tires and using his laser-beam eyes to burn the NOTW logos into douchey foreheads.

If you have a NOTW sticker on the back of your vehicle, here’s hoping you get Left Behind.

JD hates